Members of the Library Secret Service explain the V.O.G.s, or Very Official Guidelines, for the care of library books, such as do not let a baby drool on your library books, do not take library books in the rain or the bathtub, and do not use your library book as a tissue or napkin.
year: 2012
call number/section: 1000, 372.4
subjects: librarians, fiction, libraries, books and reading, humorous fiction