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Would you rather drink snail squash or eat mashed worms? Help a witch make stew? Tickle a monkey? Or maybe - if you could really be anyone or do anything in the world - would you rather just be .

Presents choices for the reader such as living with a gerbil in a cage or with a rabbit in a hutch and being chased by a crab, by a bull, by a lion, or by wolves.

"Pudding the snail and his friends can't seem to agree on anything.

"This hilarious book presents readers with . . . scenarios that make them choose between monster moms and dinosaur dads, crying your eyes out or laughing your head off, and ants in your pants or poo on your shoe"--Amazon.