Don't Get Caught In The Teachers' Lounge
Wilson, Dusty and Kyle sneak into the teachers' lounge for sodas, with unexpected consequences.
FIC
year: 2001
copies: 1
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 540
Help! I'm Trapped In A Professional Wrestler's Body
After they switched bodies with the lunch ladies, Jake and Andy swore they wouldn't use Mr.
FIC
year: 2000
copies: 11
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 540
Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Follows the exploits of 11-year-old Alexander as he experiences the most terrible and horrible day of his young life-a day that begins with gum stuck in his hair, followed by one calamity after another.
FIC
year: 2015
copies: 292
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 970
subjects: alexander (fictitious character : viorst), day, humorous stories [X], alexander (fictional character : viorst), humorous fiction, days, audiobooks, chinese language materials, video recordings for the hearing impaired, closed caption video recordings, dvd-video discs, video recordings for children, children's films
The Emperor's Old Clothes
A continuation of "The Emperor's New Clothes" in which a simple farmer finds the emperor's old clothes on his way home from the market and decides to put them on.
398
year: 2002
copies: 17
call number/section: 398
lexile: 580
How To Make An Apple Pie And See The World
Presents the title work in which a cook travels around the world to gather ingredients for an apple pie, and includes visits to the kitchen of chef Curtis Aikens, and the Turkey Hill ice cream factory, and reviews of related books.
FIC
year: 2003
copies: 102
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 590
Parents In The Pigpen, Pigs In The Tub
Tired of their usual routine, the farm animals insist on moving into the house, so the family decides to move into the barn, but eventually everyone tires of this new arrangement.
FIC
year: 1997
copies: 27
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 510
Lenny And Mel
Twin brothers observe a year's worth of holidays in some very unusual ways.
FIC
year: 2003
copies: 8
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 710
Wizard At Work
A young wizard, who runs a school to teach wizards, looks forward to a quiet summer off but is drawn into adventures with princesses, unicorns, and ghosts instead.
FIC
year: 2004
copies: 62
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 860
Ace, The Very Important Pig
Ace is no ordinary pig. He understands human language completely, and he's determined to avoid the awful fate that befalls his brothers ans sisters: the Market.
FIC
year: 2002
copies: 19
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 850
The Giraffe And The Pelly And Me
A small boy with a desire to own a candy shop meets a window-washing team composed of a giraffe, a pelican, and a monkey and together they go to work for the wealthy Duke of Hampshire, who makes all their dreams come true.
FIC
year: 2009
copies: 74
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 840
subjects: giraffe, pelicans, monkeys, candy, giraffes, fantasy, animals, fantasy fiction, humorous stories [X], fantastic fiction, humorous fiction
A House Called Awful End
When both of Eddie's parents catch a disease that makes them turn yellow, go a bit crinkly around the edges, and smell of old hot-water bottles, it's agreed he should go away and stay with relatives at their house.
FIC
year: 2003
copies: 26
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 980
Molly Mcginty Has A Really Good Day
When supremely organized seventh-grader, Molly McGinty, loses the notebook she relies on to keep her life in order she spends the day in chaos.
FIC
year: 2006
copies: 46
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 960
subjects: self-confidence, grandmothers, catholic schools, schools, humorous stories [X], school stories, humorous fiction, humorous fiction
The New Kid From The Black Lagoon
The students in Mrs. Green's class think their new classmate is from Mars and wonder what he will be like, only to be surprised when they find out where he is really from.
FIC
year: 2012
copies: 43
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 550
subjects: school stories, extraterrestrial beings, humorous fiction, school children, picture books for children, schools, humorous stories [X], humorous fiction, picture books for children
A Book Of Coupons
Elderly Monsieur Noel, the very unconventional new eighth-grade teacher, gives coupon books for such things as dancing in class and sleeping late, which are bound to get him in trouble with the military discipline of Principal Incarnation Perez.
FIC
year: 2001
copies: 8
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 790
I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Pie
A cumulative rhyme in which an old lady who comes for Thanksgiving swallows her pie before dinner is served, and continues to eat until she has gobbled down the entire feast, pot and all.
FIC
year: 2002
copies: 146
call number/section: FIC
lexile:
subjects: thanksgiving day, humorous stories [X], stories in rhyme, humorous fiction, dinners and dining, dining