Coach Hyatt Is A Riot!
A.J. believes his new peewee football coach is crazy after she demands the team does push-ups in the mud and tells them to lift up a car, but when she wants to put girls on the team, A.
FIC
year: 2009
copies: 95
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 530
Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy!
When the new vice principal is put in charge of Ella Mentry School for a few days, she tries out some very unusual ideas about how students learn.
FIC
year: 2010
copies: 64
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 580
subjects: school stories [X], school superintendents and principals, humorous fiction, schools, school, humorous fiction
Officer Spence Makes No Sense!
When peanut butter and jelly sandwiches start disappearing from the vomitorium, the security guard of Ella Mentry School, Officer Spence, starts behaving strangely and arresting everybody he sees.
FIC
year: 2009
copies: 72
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 510
subjects: security guards, sandwiches, school stories [X], humorous fiction, police, private, schools, humorous stories, humorous fiction
Return Of The Homework Machine
After discarding their infamous homework machine, four friends, now in sixth grade, find themselves once again at the police station, this time giving testimony about an incident involving a powerful computer chip, a Grand Canyon treasure, and a dead body.
FIC
year: 2011
copies: 43
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 700
Dr. Brad Has Gone Mad!
Ella Mentry School counselor Dr. Brad believes wisecracking A.J. may be a genius and subjects him to some very weird tests to find out for sure.
FIC
year: 2010
copies: 72
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 540
subjects: school stories [X], counselors, psychological tests, humorous fiction, humorous stories, schools, school counseling
Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy!
A.J. and his friends are forced to take classes even during recess, but their teacher, Mrs.
FIC
year: 2011
copies: 78
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 610
subjects: recesses, teachers, school stories [X], humorous fiction, schools, school recess breaks, recess, humorous stories, humorous fiction
Miss Mary Is Scary!
Mr. Granite is assigned a new student teacher but A.J. and his friends become convinced that she is actually a vampire who lives in a cave and plays in a heavy metal band with her zombie boyfriend.
FIC
year: 2011
copies: 69
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 470
subjects: school stories [X], student teachers, teachers, musicians, british, student teaching, schools, halloween, humorous stories, humorous fiction, music, humorous fiction
Mr. Tony Is Full Of Baloney!
A.J.'s mom gets a job, which means he has to spend his afternoons at After School Kids Kare--ASKK--where the program's director, Mr.
FIC
year: 2011
copies: 15
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 620
Ms. Leakey Is Freaky!
Ella Mentry School hires a health teacher who tries to force the students to eat healthy foods and exercise, whether they want to or not.
FIC
year: 2011
copies: 55
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 550
Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin'!
When the power goes out in the school, everyone panics in the dark, and only nerdy Mr.
FIC
year: 2013
copies: 63
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 560
subjects: teachers, schools, humorous stories, students, electric power, school stories [X], humorous fiction, humorous fiction
Ms. Beard Is Weird!
A.J. and his classmates compete to win a grand prize of an all-expenses-paid vacation and a year's supply of pork sausage by taking part in a reality television show, but have difficulty after the weird director, Ms.
FIC
year: 2013
copies: 27
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 650
subjects: reality television programs, television, school stories [X], humorous fiction, juvenile fiction / general, students, teachers, schools
Mrs. Lilly Is Silly!
On Career Day at Ella Mentry School, local reporter Mrs. Lilly helps A.
FIC
year: 2013
copies: 52
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 540
subjects: newspapers, reporters and reporting, school stories [X], humorous fiction, journalism, schools, humorous stories, humorous fiction
Qwerty Stevens, Stuck In Time With Benjamin Franklin
After accidentally sucking Benjamin Franklin into twenty-first-century New Jersey with his Anytime Anywhere machine, thirteen-year-old Qwerty Stevens and his best friend almost wind up stuck in Philadelphia on July 4, 1776 when they try to send him back.
FIC
year: 2002
copies: 15
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 710
subjects: franklin, benjamin, time travel, schools, science fiction, school stories [X], philadelphia (pa.)
Miss Laney Is Zany!
A.J. has to go see Miss Laney, the speech teacher, which makes no sense at all because he already knows how to talk.
FIC
year: 2011
copies: 50
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 530
subjects: teachers, speech therapy, television game shows, school stories [X], humorous fiction, game shows, schools
Mr. Burke Is Berserk!
After budget cuts threaten the art and music programs at Ella Mentry School, as well as some services, groundskeeper Burke finds gold and "gilver" on the playground, causing a modern-day gold rush.
FIC
year: 2013
copies: 52
call number/section: FIC
lexile: 580
subjects: buried treasure, gold, school stories [X], humorous fiction, schools, treasure troves, playgrounds, humorous fiction, humorous stories, fiction, juvenile works